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Anti-Elon Fury Erupts, Cybertruck Driver Attacked With Bat

Just when you thought things couldn’t get weirder, reports are surfacing of a Cybertruck owner getting attacked with a bat – apparently just for driving Elon Musk’s futuristic rig.

Word is, some “deranged anti-Elon individual” went ballistic on a driver in Arvada, Colorado, swinging a bat like it was some kind of Mad Max audition. Seems like the sight of that stainless-steel beast was just too much for them to handle.

These Cybertrucks just can’t seem to stay out of the spotlight, can they? Remember back on New Year’s Day? Another one, rented out of Colorado Springs, ended up in a fiery explosion outside the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.

Authorities said the driver in that Vegas incident, identified as Matthew Livelsberger, a 37-year-old former Army Green Beret, sadly took his own life before the truck detonated, injuring several bystanders. Investigators found no terror ties, leaving the motive a grim mystery.

From bizarre bombings to roadside rage fests with baseball bats, driving a Cybertruck is starting to look like an extreme sport. Stay safe out there, folks.

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